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A word for the wise.

Next time you find yourself drunk in a late-night Turkish bar talking to a girl who says she’ll do a favour for you if you do one for her, just say “No”. Otherwise, six hours later, you may find yourself in the back seat of a 1960s model Landrover whilst suffering from the World’s Worst Hangover^TM.

Even worse, the Landrover may climb to the top of the local 3000m peak where you will be dressed in a hot pink outfit, attached to a piece of flimsy fabric and thrown off the nearest cliff, returning to the ground twenty five minutes later.

Not that I would know or anything.